So, the journey to leading a simpler life
was long (five years) and at times, not so simple. Go figure! There were a few things I had to do first...buy, renovate
and sell some houses while holding down a full-time job, try to convince some people (love you Mum) that 'that
good job in the public service' was no longer high on my list of 'must haves', and design and fitout a motorhome...although
that wasn't part of the original plan. Three things I've learned during that time:
1. Don't sand floors during the middle of summer;
2. Wear shoes when jackhammering; and
3. Power tools, alcohol and rain don't mix!!
Projects 1 & 2 (next door to each other) were 40+
years and needed a lot of work and TLC. I did as much of the work myself as I could, and worked closely with
tradies where I couldn't. I'm probably blacklisted somewhere "...errr, I think that wall's out about 4mm". My sister
calls me the human spirit level but it SAVES MONEY; getting your hands dirty builds good relationships with your
tradies (it's amazing what a beer at knock off time does too), and gives a girl a good excuse to hang out at Bunnings.
While
I was working on the second house, I met Adrian (next door), and eventually we decided to give his house a makeover, sell
up everything, buy a bus and travel Oz. And so the 'Krusty' concept was born.
We bought
a bus from Northern New South Wales after the sale of my first property. The fit-out was pretty much dependent on the sale of Project
2 and as Adrian was working full time, I started converting the very rough and much rubbed out original A3
drawing of the floorplan into Excel (download below). I also spent hours researching/pricing/buying
all the equipment and designing the layout of the major electrical/plumbing components, so we'd be ready to
roll when the house sold.
A Utilities for Dummies guide
would've been handy; everyone I talked to about motorhomes was an 'expert' but seemed to have different
opinions. One thing was pretty consistent; none seemed to get the fact that we wanted a 'cushions and candles'
style rather than 'fluros and dinettes' (and definitely no pastel prints). One upholsterer suggested red velour for
the wall/ceiling lining when I said we wanted rustic...groan!
Our wish list was pretty simple...
- To create a feeling of space (nothing worse than squeezing down narrow corridors or ducking to get
into the shower because the floorplan includes cupboards in every square inch). For us, life on the road was a chance to
simplify our lifestyle and shed some of the material things that we really didn't need or use.
- To allow multiple uses for living area; ie portable massage table, fold-out couch/mattress, or table
and chairs on rainy days.
- To have the shower centred to allow full head height and create privacy without having to shut yourself
into an enclosed space.
- To not look like the traditional motorhome (interior) but create an earthy, comfortable living
space that reflected our present lifestyle.
Just to add a bit more excitement (stress) into the process, we were approached by Beyond Productions
to film our story for Hot Property.
Click here to see us bear our souls (and a few other
things we won't mention) in episodes 12 & 13 of series 7.
We stripped out the bus and had originally planned
on doing most of the fitout ourselves, as we couldn't really afford some of the quotes we were getting to fit it out from
start to finish. Plus, I wanted to maintain a degree of control over the floorplan and have a good understanding
of how everything was installed and worked. I could see us in the middle of nowhere with a burst water pipe
and ...well, I'm sure a few people have been 'down that road'.
Anyway, after helping our first sparky run the electrical cable (and
spending three quarters of an hour entertaining him over a steak sandwich lunch talking about the state of affairs in the
Middle East, THEN getting a $600 bill for a painfully slow day of work), decided to approach a motorhome builder to do
the major work (floor/ceiling linings, fit cabinetry I'd had made off-site, install all plumbing and other major
equipment). I'd already researched and purchased all the major items from the plan and worked closely with the
builder, as we only had about seven weeks to bring it all together for the show.
After the major work had been done, it was then a matter
of finding a competent (I probably would have settled for even half competent at that stage) electrician to connect the electrical
componentry and make it all work. I tracked down a great guy on the Sunshine Coast: no fuss, very reasonable hourly
rate, and lots of laughs. And over twelve months down the track, that side of things hasn't missed a beat. Thanks
Vic :-)
Anyway, what Hot Property didn't show were the
hours of project planning that went into designing Krusty, and the five years prior of almost constant property renovation
to make 'the great escape' a reality. I'm definitely
going to write a book about dodgy tradesmen (the title will include something about 'tools' ...if you know
what I'm saying :-)